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Pandemic Purgatory 

When countries are caught between the desire to open up their borders to lure tourists to their shores and the fear of triggering new waves of infections.
Singapore finds itself in a pandemic purgatory situation: Should it allow thousands of migrant workers back to revive its comatose construction industry, or should it wait until the infection rates in the countries where these workers come from to head south?
Pandemic Purgatory by MathPlus March 21, 2022
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Pandemic Pussy 

When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in

B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!

A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings

Pandemic playlist 

Songs chosen to fit the current condition we are in with Covid-19 expressing what we cannot put into words. Bringing social closeness even in isolation through listening and exploring our emotions together with sound.
The Pandemic Playlist got me through the day!
Pandemic playlist by Lovekam March 22, 2020

Pandemic-perfect 

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.
That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.

pandemic brain 

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic
I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!
pandemic brain by swans1ok April 6, 2020

pandemic shaming 

When someone calls others out for not following social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic, whether in person or on social media.
When I mentioned to Karen that I went out twice this week for groceries, she told me that I should only be going out once a week at most and that I was putting other people in danger by my selfish choices.

Karen was pandemic shaming me...
pandemic shaming by PJ Daly April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pretty 

Pandemic Pretty: a person on Zoom or other live meetings who doesn’t attempt to do any personal grooming, yet still is acceptable officially in a social gathering
“Sure his hair is four inches longer and unkept and he’s wearing a filthy terry cloth robe, but he’s Pandemic Pretty