1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.
2-A gang fight
3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier
2-A gang fight
3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier
1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.
2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....
3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier
2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....
3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier
by Chelsea Blue July 10, 2010
Involuntary expulsion of one's stomach contents, especially after a large meal of a variety of foods.
John was the paisley volcano again tonight. I told him seafood buffet and jello shots don't go together.
by riddmkidd September 26, 2011
The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.
I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.
by YnotCare September 1, 2017
Sweeping generality for actually saying something exciting and original if you get the once-in-a-lifetime chance to use the cashier's intercom at Walmart or a similar franchise; ie, if you say "Cleanup in Aisle 69" or "Code Red in Feminine Hygiene Products" or make way off base sex sounds, this is NOT a Code Paisley, and you fail.
Walmart cashier to the person in front of you: Let's go look for that.
You, to intercom, in accent of choice: Attention, valued Walmart customers, we have a Code Paisley. I repeat, we have a Code Paisley, all badly dressed old women please evacuate immediately. Other valued Walmart customers, please remain calm and follow protocol and the danger will soon be passed. Thank y-
Walmart cashier: Get off of that! Do you want to get me fired from the career opportunity of a lifetime?!
You, to intercom, in accent of choice: Attention, valued Walmart customers, we have a Code Paisley. I repeat, we have a Code Paisley, all badly dressed old women please evacuate immediately. Other valued Walmart customers, please remain calm and follow protocol and the danger will soon be passed. Thank y-
Walmart cashier: Get off of that! Do you want to get me fired from the career opportunity of a lifetime?!
by WalmartLove September 30, 2009
Having sex on a paisley couch with paisley throw pillows in a room will a paisley ceiling and paisley walls and a paisley carpet. Also, the chick should wear paisley lingerie and the guy should have a paisley condom. Also, there should be a disco ball. Its very fun and dizzying.
"Ayyy brah, last night me and my girl had some intense paisley sex at the house of paisley."
"How was it?"
"Fuckin crazy!"
"How was it?"
"Fuckin crazy!"
by BobTheBuilderXXYXXZ December 6, 2011