painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.

You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.

by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009

Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.

I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.

by n-isfor-knowledge November 23, 2009

Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017