painted

Having bowel movement during or after anal sex

While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!

by exocomp February 4, 2018

Painted

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

by John Killer August 11, 2008

Paint

computer program with no use other than giving bored people something to do or giving people the ability to cut out the right hand side of a picture in less than ten seconds.

/hey look at that picture!/ 'Yeah, I did a paint job on it'

by missdj February 27, 2011

paint

To shag or have sex with.

I want to paint the Beatles.

by Nancy Shears October 10, 2008

in the paint

being put in a bad or embarassing situation

Chuck: "Damn I forgot about my junior paper!...its due tommorow!"

Alfred: "That's sad dude, yo ass in the paint foreal"

by Terrance D February 13, 2008

paint

The residue from eating junk food which can stain the hands or clothing causing a paint-like appearance on these surfaces.

Jeffrey states after a round of Cheetoes, "Hey, what are you playing, Counter-Strike?"
George replies, "Yeah, and don't touch me, you got paint all over your finger tips."

by iLL iZZY April 6, 2008

Paint

Marijuana.

Also known as Mary Jane, Chronic, Fire, Reefer, Cheeba, Green, Dirt, Skunk, Smoke, Bud, Herb, Smokey Treat...

I got to go hit up Mr. Green Jeans and grab another couple gallons of paint.

by b miller September 30, 2006