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painting the pole

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.
by buzzman October 29, 2006
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Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.
You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.
by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005
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painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.
Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails
by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011
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painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.
Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.
by 3e_fro April 17, 2005
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Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.
by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009
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Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.
I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.
by n-isfor-knowledge November 23, 2009
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Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.
I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence
by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017
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