ooossshhh

"Ooossshh" is a word made popular by Keith Lemon, but in fact the word has been around since time immemorial. It describes the effect of great excitement and is the sound emitted when pressure is released when opening a can of shaken lager. It can also be the description of other activities.

I was rigourously sucking the nipples of my heavily pregnant girlfriend when she ooossshhhed all over my moustache.

by Ooossshh December 21, 2017

Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.

I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.

by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019

Opossum poppers

A chicken nuggets made from a opossum are then called opossum popers.

Could you pass me the opossum poppers?

by Redneck Raider March 22, 2020

OTSS

Only The Strongest Survive from Pa Salieu's spoken intro in Honda by FKA twigs

OTSS, only the strongest survive, Honda, baby.

by ThomasTommyQ December 20, 2022

Sex Opossum

Its when you pretend to fall asleep to get someone to hurry up or to avoid sex altogether.

This guy's cast stank so bad. So, I pretended to fall asleep to get him to stop or just finish up just like a Sex Opossum.

by Kudzu007 July 1, 2011

OTSS

On to some shit
Just like the word OSS
(on some shit)
(Or some shit)

1:You I deadass might be otss rn
2:Wym
1:I think I cracked the case on why she broke up with me
2:U a faggot bitch that's why

by A_FOR_ALFREDO June 5, 2018

Agitated Mother Opossum

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)

-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.

by Liam H November 6, 2006