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One Direction

A group of five Haploid Zygotes who will soon turn into Gaymetophytes
One Direction:

Louis Zygote

Harry Zygote

Niall Zygote

Zayn Zygote

Liam Zygote
One Direction by Tomlingay November 14, 2012

One Direction

5 gay guys pretending to be straight. Often sings in high pitched voices and songs that make you want to throw up run away to Israel only to find they play that song there too.
Woah dude! Dude you see those {gay) dudes over there! Totally a One Direction!
One Direction by Sadiethaskank November 3, 2013

One Direction

Crappy Ass Pop/Boy Band act, only famous for winning The X Factor, who are really just another manufactured "band" put there for girls to go crazy over.
One Direction have no place in the world of music-and just like their predecessors (Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Boys, etc.) their success will fade soon and within a year or two they will be all but forgotten.
One Direction by GaaraoftheDamned November 27, 2012

One Direction

A Gay Boyband that wont be around next year.
They are a discgrace to music
Wow that band is shitty
Cant believe you listen to One Direction
One Direction by classicrock23 August 2, 2012

One Direction

Five guys who auto tune the f**k out of their voice, don't care for their fans, copy every original group out there, have the biggest ego ever, and try to pick fights/get tattoos to make their dicks seem bigger. in other words five douchebags.
"he's such a douche" "who?" "Anyone in One Direction"
One Direction by Person#588 April 29, 2013

One Direction

Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"
Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'

Smart dude: Get a life they suck