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new york omlette

When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
by big papa peter November 4, 2003
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docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
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omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!
After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette
by Matt November 12, 2003
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Omelette

Hot naked girl comes into your room
and ask if you want anything don’t reply with omelette
Sammy do you want anything.....omelette 🤦 ♂️
by Wolfpacknz October 25, 2019
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The Omelette

When a person cums in an ear and then folds the ear over.
She wanted breakfast in bed so Mateo gave her the omelette.
by Illinwill August 30, 2014
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docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out
Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"
by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017
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