Ocean

An ocean is a beautiful thing u or I can sit at for hours and never dulls oceans are the prettiest and most calming thing on earth

I love the ocean it’s so calming

by Mollym0705 June 6, 2019

Black Ocean

During concerts fans will flail their cellphones and light sticks as the artist(s) performs, creating an "ocean" of light from the perspective of the performer. A "black ocean" is a trend in K-pop (Korean Pop or music) where the audience turns off their light sticks and cellphones as a show of lack of support to the current group onstage. When done collectively, it appears to the performers as a "black ocean" due to the lack of lights from the audience. Usually only happens in extreme cases. Then again, "extreme" is a subjective word when it is put together with the craziness and stupidity that is the hardcore fans of K-pop.

SNSD and EXO were victims of the Black Ocean during the start of their careers.

by Collerinsy July 31, 2012

Ocean Marketing

To sink your own ship due to incompetence and arrogance. It is derived from the historical event in which Ocean Marketing chose to challenge Penny Arcade during a string of rude costumer service emails involving a gaming product. This moment of stupidity and arrogance began a chain of events that led to Ocean Marketing's downfall. It has officially replaced the word "titanic" for such events.

As Bob drunkenly bad mouthed his boss at the company holiday party, he had no idea his boss is standing behind him the entire time. Effectively Ocean Marketing his career there.

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Man #1 - I was flirting with this girl outside my car window while driving when I smashed into a cop car. There goes my car AND my license!

Man #2 - HA! Good use of Ocean Marketing.

by Beauski December 30, 2011

Ocean Law

A set of rules governing action and property ownership in and on any ocean, based on the belief that any item(s) discarded into, or left unattended for an extensive period of time, an ocean is/are considered forfeited. Due to the forfeited ownership of this/these item(s), any individual who finds the item(s) may claim it/them as their own.

Person 1: "Dude, I think a dragon just stole my boat!"
Person 2: "Nah man, you left that there for like three days. She's just following Ocean Law."

by TJtheSleeper August 2, 2021

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about

girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008

Oceano 13

Oceano 13 is a local gang located in Oceano, CA. It has been successful and survived for many generations due to the gang’s practice of inbreeding. This has resulted in gang members with severe mental retardation but has allowed for the gang to survive the passage of time.

Person A: Have you heard of Oceano 13?
Person B: Oh yeah, you mean that gang in Oceano with the mentally retarded tweakers?
Person A: Yes.

by fshfhf July 24, 2021

Aletta Ocean

Hungarian goddess of beauty and seduction, who have been cursed and banished to earth for the entertainment of male crowd.

Jill: I want you to do me from behind on a haystack loaded tractor.
Jack: Are we doing it Russian institute 10:Pony club style ?
Jill: How did you know that ?You're such a porno geek.
Jack: No I'm just an Aletta Ocean geek.

by Nihar007 March 21, 2013