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Oblivexting

Obliv-ex-ting: to text while propelling oneself forward and not paying attention causing all sorts of DOOM in your wake.

Similar to Sexting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
This stupid freshman was oblivexting and walked directly into oncoming traffic causing a 6 car pile up during rush hour.
by Exibit ART September 30, 2009
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Obliguilt

Being forced to do something you don't want to do, out of obligation to a specific person. With the knowledge that if you don't, you'll be made to suffer and embark on an endless guilt trip.
He was going to come out tonight, but his girlfriend obliguilted him into staying in.
by JHG-PNW April 10, 2013
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Obliminate

A fusion of the word elimate and obliterate. Used for when you absolutely fuck some bitch up.
Yo I'm about to Obliminate your stupid ass.
by Blp7 May 27, 2017
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Invitation Obligation

The social pressure to invite an unwanted person to an event
“Is Tom coming to your party on Saturday night?” / “No way dude, if I invite Tom then I have to invite his annoying girlfriend too... Invitation obligation.”

“Rachel always guilts me with invitation obligation... I always give in and end up inviting her boring friend Laura along too.”
by EllaRockstar March 2, 2011
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wig obliterated

when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.
"OMG, I was so shook by the tea yesterday, my wig OBLITERATED."
by cccccccjjjjj May 19, 2019
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truth obliteration

Worse than truth decay; a politically inspired condition that renders the acquisition of 'factual knowledge' nearly impossible under all conditions.
Oh, hell no! I just can't cast a vote for any far left, climate freak, baby pedophelia cannibal radicals.
So. Reading much Q-anon material lately? Perhaps a bit of Hannity?

Absolutely! They're on to the deep-state threat to our way of life.
Or maybe they DEFINE truth obliteration and ARE the probem NOT the solution.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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obliverated

A word used by some people who are meaning to say obliterated-to remove or destroy-commonly used in place of intoxicated. ObliVerated is not a word. In fact, when writing this definition, obliverated is underlined in red.
Oh man I got so obliverated last night. Wrong

Oh man I got so obliterated last night.
Right
by atiekg March 1, 2009
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