nutcracker

Two girls at once. one licking your nuts and the other licking your crack! At least that is what my priest said it was.

Boy, that nutcracker left me drained and both girls washing their faces.

by jonboy absolute March 26, 2012

Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.

*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018

Nutcracker

One of the Best kid's story ever made,
usually around christmas time. Many ballets companys have danced the nutcracker.
Starring Clara,Frits,Dr.Drosselmeyer and the prince, sugarplum fairy and etc.

i really loved this years presentation of the "nutcracker"

by diableincarne December 29, 2003

nutcracker

the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs

ouch!! bam margera just did a nutcracker

by andy kallick February 8, 2006

nutcracker suite

A guy's home or apartment after the woman in his life has oppressively decorated and furnished the entire place in her own girly style, effectively emasculating him.

Dude, what's up with the pink curtains and teddy bears?
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.

by Linguistic February 16, 2012

nutcracker esophagus

It's when you suck a lot of dick and it leads to high amplitude peristaltic contractions of the esophagus which can result in difficulty swallowing or intermittent discomfort. Basically, you cracked some nuts and now your throat hurts.

My friend Charley got nutcracker esophagus from a black dude with a big cock.

by 1203921039 October 22, 2010

nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004