Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

nadien 

Eccentric woman with a godly stare. Highly intelligent, and considerate. Views the world oddly as her actions and speech give hint to. Very meticulous and quite the perfectionist, especially when it comes to responsibilities. Loves to give and be genuinely cared for. Respected and admired for her mindset and Is an overall gem. She's got the looks of a goddess and the mind of an angel. Her presence disrupts the room and the lives of others in the best of ways. A combination of mental and physical capabilities that make her a masterpiece. Truly the exception, a dream come to reality.

Nadien is fycking awesome, so chill

nadien by Khai J March 21, 2017

unarousing nudity

(Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.

Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit

Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).

"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"

unarousing nudity by Monticello-W October 19, 2016

nudes for nudes 

Asking someone if they want to see your nudes aswell as them showing you their nudes..

James: wanna do nudes for nudes

Ella: ok!

nudes for nudes by British.baller June 14, 2016

Nudesage 

Nudesage is when you and your girl get naked and start giving each other massages

" Sup baby, you looking to get down with a Nudesage"

Nudesage by Topsy Krettss March 21, 2016

Swiss Army Nudger 

A small pocket pen knife usually borrowed from the "chapster" or "chaparoonie" for the act of picking at ones hands or nails.

Hey Chapster - Can i Borrow your swiss army nudger...

or

Beaksy Beaks , throw me over the Chapsters swiss army nudger

Swiss Army Nudger by Marche Man August 28, 2009

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate

.
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

Nude Beach Dick by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015