ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

ted nugent

A guitar god from the late 60's/70's, not especially popular with today's kids but easily owns Hendrix/Clapton/Page when it comes to playing skill. He still plays live shows and kicks ass at ~50 years old.

"What does it take to play guitar with your teeth? It takes a complete idiot." - nugent in an interview

by toast June 29, 2004

Ted Nugent

Used in place of the word awesome.

"This burger is fucking Ted Nugent!"

Dealer-"You have Blackjack" Player- "Ted Nugent!!"

by Region Rat April 30, 2010

Nugent Score

The number of wild animals you can kill in one hour with a knife or bow and arrow or your bare hands. This is in reference to Ted Nugent, avid hunter and general crazy dude.

Did you meet Craig? That's one crazy guy! I'd put his Nugent Score at 15!

by DrSpEd August 28, 2014

Nugently

Exceeds morbitly obese

Yo that chick is nugently obese!!

by Stellamona May 10, 2018

Nutentine

When your schmeat touches a clementine, it creates a nutentine

Eat that nutentine, fag

by Schmeatdaddy June 12, 2018

Nugents

Favorite band, Ted Nugent. Someone who lives with their parents, does not pay rent, drinks cheap beer, smokes what every you got, generally from the south. Regularly says "smoke em if you got em". Wears the same pair of Levi pants every day but changes shirt often. Takes a job offer as an insult but still looks for a job. Worked one full week of their life and brags about it in a job interview. Can only take left turns, right turns to give them anxiety. Does not use turn signals and has a hard time finding out who goes first at a 4 way stop. Requests vacation time on the first day of work.

Theis no job having Fu##ing Nugents keep sneaking in my house and drinking my beer.

Did you see Billy down at the drive-in, looks like a lawnmower cut his hair, fu##ing Nugents.

by Rooster piles July 25, 2018