Nubshocker

Similar to a "shocker" or "pirate key," except the individual performing the act is missing parts of his/her fingers. Fingers and nubs are simultaneously inserted into the vagina and anus of the female receiver.

That girl was a freak and fingering her wasn't enough, so I busted out the nubshocker and stuffed 2 of my finger nubs in her ass.

by Jt81 September 9, 2016

nubo pupo

Another way of saying "noob" and your crap. Phrase created by Alejandro Torres AKA Gappingz.

Bro you killed me I was on your team you nubo pupo!

by DankMimsXD April 12, 2019

nubs

Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.

Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.

by George November 21, 2004

NUBSANDWICH

The act of being caught between 2 noob players in a FPS i.e. Battlefield 2/ CS:S, where they actually score a kill on you.

Player1: So did you kill that noob on MEC?
Player2: No they killed me in a nubsandwich.

by S|L3nT|*y July 16, 2008

nutsog

That damp, musty aftermath in your pants like a moist teabag.

"Let me change, i've got nutsog."

by Mr Data December 14, 2004

nubshit

lucky bs pulled off by nubs/n0bs. Fake ass luck.

jehbud and sp are tired of this nubshit.

by jehbud April 21, 2003

nubsack

A nut sack in which both balls dangle at the same height.

Dude, you've got a nubsack!

by Shayne Cohen March 31, 2008