chuck norris

Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?

Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse

by Pat and Brandon July 21, 2006

Chuck Norris

A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:

Chuck Norris secretly wears womens' underwear.

by MoonLightGr89 April 5, 2009

Chuck Norris

The act of kicking a girl in the back of the head while she is mounting you.

I didn't like that bitch so i gave her the ol' Chuck Norris.

by Oakie Oakerson June 11, 2006

chuck norris

Texas Ranger who likes to pimp his home gym thingy. Throw him into any sentence involving celebrities and the sentence is instantly funny.

The best actors in the world are Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, and Chuck Norris.

by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

Chuck Norris

This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.

Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.

by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008

Chuck Norris

One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.

He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"

People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!

See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds

Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!

Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive

Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!

by therocker6 June 27, 2010

Chuck Norris

Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Strangers.

Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.

by Fraser Sanderson May 19, 2006