Changing the script on a teleprompter to get an actor to say something dirty or funny. Comes from an internet show called SourceFed which reports news in a friendly format where a teleprompter called "Norg" changed the words in a script to troll a cast member.
I got norged on TV last night.
by qiRabbit July 16, 2013
Get the Norged mug.In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.
The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.
That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).
Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.
That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).
Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
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Doing nothing and being bored
by mattnike January 4, 2006
Get the Nored mug.Norberto is the most wonderful guy you will ever meet. Norberto is the guy who always sits in the back of the classroom. He doesn’t really have a lot of friends but don’t let that full you. He is the sweetest, kindest, and most selfless guy you will ever meet. He’s somebody you would call boo boo. He can get along with anyone no matter how bad they might be. He is the person you would want as a boyfriend. He is loyal and caring. There are so many great things about Norberto, but there is one thing that stands out above all other things and that is that booty. That thing will make you take a third look without you even realizing that you are doing it.
Casey: Did you see Norberto today?
Jessica: Yeah, I made sure to walk behind him in line today.
Casey: I wish I could tap that!
Jessica: Yeah, I made sure to walk behind him in line today.
Casey: I wish I could tap that!
by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019
Get the Norberto mug.Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.
"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."
by RedScourge December 16, 2004
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