Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

by ST212 February 23, 2010

noom

adjective

1. describing something that is amazing, great or fun.
2. describing someone who is exceptionally radical to be around.

Person 1: "Hey man, have you seen that new show on Fox?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, it's hella noom."

by Corn Fed Vulcan July 30, 2014

nootflix

when the Netflix is hot

wow thats a good nootflix

by hhhggg111333 March 16, 2017

Nomfapping

The process of eating and masturbating at the same time. Mainly american.

"Sup bill"
"Nm"
"Wheres jimmy"
"Oh he's nomfapping again"
"That bastard!"

by Adamskyy October 11, 2008

nomfortably cumb

To be in a state of complete relaxation, usually achieved by use of narcotics (weed).

I am so nomfortably cumb after that last joint.

by KentishP=NP February 14, 2017

Noombler

A person who doesn't know what a "noombler" is.

P1: You Noombler!
P2: what is a noombler?
P1 lol u don't even know what a noombler is.
P2: no seriously, what is it

by crewly June 22, 2019

noomanent

noob

You're such a noomanent!
NOOOOO

by noomanent January 25, 2021