Nookie

A dirty, unkempt vagina.

I used the bathroom after Karen, and she has some serious nookie.

by RXRPH September 19, 2023

Nookie

Weed

He’s got the nookie

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Nookie

The valuable body part on a woman.

DeAndre BE HUNTIN FOR SOME NOOKIE!

by NookieSpreaderAndEnjoyer February 19, 2024

Nookie

Short for nuclear dookie. A shit so bad it causes people around it to take poison damage

Friend 1: I just took a huge nookie
Friend 2: I don’t believe you *goes into bathroom*
Friend 2: *dies from smelling the nookie*

by Shittersupreme April 23, 2025

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

nookie run

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.

I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.

by grampa scully January 29, 2004

Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.

Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"

by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013