Persuasion stick

Slang for the word hammer. Most often heard in auto repair shops when a car part (typically a suspension or steering related part) needs to be hit with a hammer in order to break free.

Damn steering knuckle won't break free... it's time for my trusty persuasion stick!!!

Persuasion stick by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

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syrupy persuasion

The act of stripping to the buff and pouring copious quantities of maple syrup on one's body, generally for the purpose of seduction.

When asked how he would convince Mexico to wall off the border, he replied "syrupy persuasion" with a sumptuous smile.

syrupy persuasion by SnowyAssassin17 January 14, 2016

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Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.

"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"

Percussion Section by reapre May 19, 2010

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percussion section

The part of the band that nobody cares about but has the HOTTEST girls in it (even hotter than the flute girls)

Also you get to bang on drums. Don't ever ask anybody to willingly play the xylophone. They won't

God, Roy! Look at those HOT girls next to those guys in the percussion section!

percussion section by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023