Expectus Nofetus

The Harry Potter abortion spell

Hermione: Listen Ron, I have to tell you something. From the night before...I...I'm pregnant.
Ron: Hermione! That's amazing!
Hermione: Like fuck it is. EXPECTUS NOFETUS!

by thedank June 28, 2017

Neferpitou

Neferpitou is one of the most prominently featured characters in hunter x hunter it is also fair to note that they are lowkey hot. Apparently they are an ant even though they are a humanoid cat person, somehow even though displaying no attraction to anyone in the show I can almost guarantee that they are gay

What the fuck is that?
It's neferpitou you uncultured swine.

by Idiotic Homosexualvc January 15, 2021

noers

A derivative of "no" that is a usually self-evident exclamation of disapproval, displeasure or disappointment.

Girl A: "I just spilled blueberry pie all over my new cream-colored Anthropologie cardigan"

Girl B: "Noers!"

by rpopuch September 21, 2005

Nopers

When you don't feel like saying nope you say nopers

Dude you must be really mad you said nopers

by Dragoncatcher101 February 20, 2017

Noserape

The unexpected act of violating someones personal space by sticking your two fingers up that persons nostrils.

I just got Noseraped by that blonde girl!

by Todd Chen January 24, 2008

Phone-noser

Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.

Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.

by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017

novertious

Adj. V. Adv.

Someone with the behaviour patterns of a geek and a nerd, but is an utter dumbass.

My friend Justin is novertious in that he likes comics and videogames, but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

by Maine Event June 10, 2004