oh noes

The most awsome expression of dismay ever.

1. OH NOES ITS OPERCAB00SE!!

2. OH NOES TEH HAXX0RS STOLED MY MEGAHURTZ!! what shall I do?!?!/1

by TheMouse December 11, 2004

Nobswill

AN idiot, useless person, a right imbecilie

I asked him to do something but the nobswill made a right mess of it

by mickybo July 11, 2007

Nobsession

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.

Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.

by Kyles mum May 19, 2010

Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012

noes it

Variation of 'knows it' or 'You know it'

To acknowledge something that is the truth.

Man 1. Saw the team leaders girlfriend the other day.
Man 2. Oh yeah, she nice?
Man 1. Nice? Fuck no. She looks like a bloke.
Man 2. noes it.

by Dr. Who July 23, 2006

Nobel Peace Prize

1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.

The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another attempt to apologize for slavery.

by Markwonder October 9, 2009

Nabeshin

A whacky character from excel saga. He married kumi-kumi and became the father of Poemi Watanabe.

Nabeshin looks plenty like Lupin the 3rd.

K-Kun: Now Nabeshin is dead. Now there is no one on this planet to stop this operaton!

by Le Mans July 11, 2005