narsexual

to love onself sexually. narcisstic sexuality.

'lyk om9z0rz. hes zo narsexual! i just wanna stab him.'

by callie and rachel. September 7, 2005

Norsebag

Being a Norsebag entails having a low IQ, being refused admission into Universities, hating the minorities who do well academically despite being low income immigrants, blaming their joblessness on minorities rather than their symptoms of wackyness (oft found in the DSM IV,) obsession with MMA despite an inability to throw punches and perform takedowns, and paramount to all: being a racist on account of the misguided notion that they are Aryan.

Norsebag: I AM AN ARYAN!
Miroslav: No. I have my Phd in Linguistics and I can tell you that you're not.

Norsebag: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! I FIGHT MMA! UFC! I MEAN... my dick is small?

Miroslav: Ya man that sucks for you. Great to know.

by snayk the jake plisken August 2, 2011

Nobarse

An expression usually used when a moment of understanding is reached. Barse is a derivative from this word and is also commonly used in the same instances.

Oh, now I get it. Nobarse.

by Eugene Jenkins May 15, 2009

Norse Wind

Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.

Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.

by Escote January 18, 2015

Norse oar

When you and your friends stand in a circle jerking off, and after everyone is finished, you fall asleep on each others shoulders.

The boys and I didn't wake up until noon after our Norse oar last night.

by swagdick6969 January 26, 2016

norse in the arse

Someone or something which is annoying. Can also describe a ‘sticky’ situation.

Wow, Luke is such a Norse in the arse!/wow, Luke is such a Norse!

by Vangerinovangerino December 3, 2017

No arse November

Girls can not sent arse picks nor can boys ask for them.

I can’t send arse pics I’m taking park in no arse November.

by Bsbsnsjejn November 18, 2020