Nigella Lawson

A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.

Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.

I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it

I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner

by sahboh11 November 30, 2011

Nigel Uno

Nigel uno is our sacred leader. We must protect him at ALL COSTS. He makes my bad days good and my good days HORRIFIC...-ly good. He is your brother. He is your god. Praise him! Think of him when you go to sleep. NEVER say his name in vain. He is only for the strong-willed. Hold him close to your heart.

Thomes- "Did you praise Nigel Uno last night?"
Potatoluz- "No."
Potatoluz- *DIES*

by Potatoluz November 12, 2018

Nigel Bay

such a sweeeeeeeeetttt guy!!!

"Ahhh.... OMG it's Nigel Bay! SO CUTE!!!"

by sweet_angelz April 29, 2005

Nigology

Nigology is the science of imbecility. It comes from the French word "nigologue" invented by Voltaire. In order to excel in this domain one has to be a real idiot himself.

The highest level of nigology one can reach is Dr. In Nigology. This title is very prestigious and renowned. Only a few people can reach this level.

Yo mate did you study nigology at university to reach this level of stupidity?
I don't think I have ever seen seomeone master nigology like you do mate

by Rhâmuské&Rom April 23, 2011

Sausage Nigel

A derogatory term for a male of the homosexual persuassion.

Al: Hey Chev you big silly, can you pick me up some vaseline from the store?

Chev: Fuck me, looks like we got ourselves a right Sausage Nigel 'ere!

by Raoul_Duke April 22, 2009

Nigel Barker

Former model turned photographer; recurring panelist on America's Next Top Model.

Nigel Barker was the photographer on last week's episode of America's Next Top Model

by Mad K December 6, 2007

Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.

"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."

by Frank Caron March 28, 2008