A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.
I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
by Scot Harvath March 14, 2018
Get the dirty nicholas mug.This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009
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by GoldenFerrari May 7, 2018
Get the Nicholas Salek mug.A genre of highly stylised meme, particularly on Instagram, where the memes made are specific to the creators own life experiences, often related to mental health but overall tackle relatable taboos that people don't like to talk about in real life.
Kim: Oh my God, Kourtney, have you seen mom's new Instagram page?
Kourtney: No, what about it?
Kim: It's full of weirdly specific starter packs and jokes about depression and her icon is Buttercup from PPG
Kourtney: It sounds like she's making niche memes.
Kourtney: No, what about it?
Kim: It's full of weirdly specific starter packs and jokes about depression and her icon is Buttercup from PPG
Kourtney: It sounds like she's making niche memes.
by katie the cool girl November 21, 2017
Get the niche meme mug.A person (typically a high schooler) that is addicted to a nicotine substance, usually Juuls and vapes.
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Get the Nichead mug.Someone who believes the freedom to say anything regardless of the racist or homophobic meanings.
Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits.
Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits.
by Wasp March 20, 2018
Get the Portable-Niche mug.When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag
Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
by Nichan December 10, 2019
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