Pillow Negotiations

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

by Melofawesome August 27, 2012

Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

The Negotiator

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ah yes, the negotiator

by firebear1 October 6, 2023

Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Non negotiable

Something an annoying PE teacher says.

I can’t stick this up my ass.
PE teacher: but that’s non negotiable to keep it outside your colon.

by Rheumatism December 17, 2019

är tomtemor sugen på något

It's a well known swedish scene. A girl called Jonna Lundell said this in a porn video that was uploaded to Youtube and now it's one of the most said slangs in Sweden.

Jonas:Är tomtemor sugen på något?
Markus: Bro your wierd hahahah

by FRADDIEMASTER08 October 8, 2021

thot nigot

When a girl/guy want that Black dick that they will do anything to get it

Margret was a Thot nigot for 5 years

by Assassinasian December 14, 2017