I have never seen two pretty bestfriends..

FACTS.......JUST FACTS.........YEAH......

boy 1: i have never seen two pretty bestfriends..always one of em gotta be ugly..
boy 2: facts bro...facts bro..

by selmarl07 December 15, 2020

neversettle

One plus slogan

Neversettle is Never Settle

by nvidakshua January 11, 2021

Nevergreen

The opposite of an evergreen. A tree that seems to never grow leaves no matter what season it is.

John: "Hey Dave, is that a nevergreen?"
Dave: "Probably, I've never noticed any leaves on it."

by LexyLouu June 19, 2011

The Neverending Story

While defecating, the long strand of crap continues to flow out from the body in an almost non-ending way, hence the name - The Neverending Story

Hey man, last night I had a The Neverending Story, I was on the crapper for almost two hours last night.

by PirateSteve September 16, 2009

neverender

A shit that no matter how much you wipe, you can never seem to get your ass cleaned afterwards.

Damn Taco Bell gave me a neverender earlier today. I still have swamp ass because of it.

by Citrazal September 26, 2015

I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

by lmaosure December 4, 2020

has never seen the light of day

A person who is a sad fuck that has never interacted with a girl in their damn life. They sit on a computer and talk to “discord kittens“ trying to find some affection in their sad pathetic life’s.

He hasn’t left his room in ages! I bet he has never seen the light of day!

by Ilikemen20001 July 14, 2021