necro post

To bring life to a dead thread; to post in a thread that hasn't had any new posts for a considerable amount of time

Nice necro post, moron! No one has posted in this thread since 1988...UNTIL NOW!!!!

by DarthKirby001 November 1, 2004

No Necro

Used to clarify that you are not a necrophiliac after saying something that would make you appear as if you were.

Yo Marilyn Monroe is so hot, I'd hit that. No Necro.

by SantaMayCry January 24, 2009

Necrofilia

Having sex or sexual relation with dead bodies

Wow, I don't care if she's dead I will have sex with her, I'M A NECROFILIAC!!

by Solid Dragon August 23, 2003

Necroanimatophilia

Sexual attraction to or the desire to have sex with a reanimated corpse, usually a zombie.
2. Necroanimatophiliac
Someone who is sexually attracted to or desires to have sex with a zombie.

1. After the Zombie infestation, John developed severe necroanimatophilia.

2. Yeah, John's a necroanimatophiliac, and it's kind of gross.

by Zombiehunter January 5, 2009

necrobeastality

having sex with dead animals

Teddy C. couldn't get a girl so he had to resort to necrobeastality.

by JJ B. May 14, 2008

Necrocon

Noun A person who has necrophilia. Also a good nickname to give someone who is necrophiliac.

John Hey necrocon, what's up?
Nikko FOR FUCKS SAKE IM NIKKO

by KaitohKurosaki July 8, 2009

necrobestiality

mental problem that causes old men to bang a dead animal, such as a horse, cow, or walrus (poodles have especially tender meat, so dont do it too hard: also, make sure you hit the right hole)also see mung

I went out to the stable and saw my dad giving Bessie deep anal penetration. Then I joined in that mad hot necrobestiality.

by Felix deRoser July 26, 2008