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Newbie

A term that was developed in Vietnam since 60% of the new recruits died in their first 3 months of service.

The senior soldiers used to name the new recruits "newbies" so that they didn't have to know the real names of the soldiers when they died in the field.
We lost another newbie today Captain.
by Mike_B July 15, 2008
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twilight newbie

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008
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newbie post

Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.
by blackice912 January 11, 2005
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Newbie

New faces

Same pattern

Noticed it in my only solace in the back garden

Well without considerable effort from certain others …

Anyways moved to front as despise the back .. used to be a nice little paint paradise .. albeit briefly …

Back to point… walk to my gate new people moved in prompt paranormal investigation after realising my movements are noticed immediately from yet another source too..

Fucking immediately..

So this time move to gauge wtf is happening

Stage was set .. got the answer ..

Move to only spot it will be possible to be seen with considerable effort … it’s a good barometer and rarely fails …

Guess what ..

Oh yep ..

Then coats and look an evening stroll … part of me could have bitten but that’s exactly why they were headed towards my house ..

New players

Newbies

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Hubby mask slipping too …

Scary times

I’m so glad I have UD ….





Actually it’s a kind of therapy ..

Sad in itself …

Wonder if they are still outside ..

If I don’t come back I did go and check …

Lol .. my bet is this new couple as realised that’s what it is … knew me before they moved in … strange hunch I now have …

Where’s penny ?
Newbie … maybe someone else is playing bait …

Touché

Nice to see humanity is true to form

Yet I still bite … here anyways …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 29, 2023
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Elizabeth Nesbitt

The most amazing girl you will ever see. She has a sweet and loving heart and will love you too the end of time. When you look into her eyes it's like looking into the face of an angel. Her smile will light up the darkest of times and she will always make you feel warm inside. She is the most gorgeous thing you'll ever see.
by RMG32 December 29, 2012
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Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.
That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.
by kir3d May 4, 2010
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Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
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