The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.
Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.
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Get the needle-dick's parabola mug.A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
by Mentilman October 4, 2016
Get the wisconsin needle dick mug.A term used to describe a person usually of swedish origin who participates in the world or warcraft player vs player aspect of the game.
A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.
Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.
The following places are where you will find needle dicks:
Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net
Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"
A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.
Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.
The following places are where you will find needle dicks:
Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net
Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"
Dave: How was that new priest in your 2v2?
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick
Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?
Steven: Must be a needle dick
Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**
Larry: Stop being such a needle dick
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick
Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?
Steven: Must be a needle dick
Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**
Larry: Stop being such a needle dick
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Get the needle dick mug.This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.
Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."
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Get the Needlestick mug.An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.
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