narf

English slang. Short for don't half.

That rubbish narf stinks!

by Niko.Vali May 18, 2007

narf

When a person partakes in the act of puking.

I sampled her snack bar and narfed.

by snoel May 13, 2005

narf

Fucking retard

Jasmine: get away from me you narf
Me: thanks

by babygirllove001 August 11, 2014

Narf

A word to describe someone that is extreamly nerdy, they have surpassed nerd.

OMG Eric you are such a Narf!

by Eric Idler December 19, 2008

Narf

The act of sticking your pinky finger in someone's asshole. Commonly associated with Pinky and The Brain.

Yeap, she's Narfable.

by Doriega February 19, 2008

Narf

To be fresh out of your favorite herbal smoke. In a waterpipe or a bowl, when it is finished, it needs to be kicked or narfed.

This shit is narfed, clap it and pack it again.

by mikey v January 20, 2006

Narf

Narf is a phrase commonly used to express excitment, joy and... orgasmic qualities. :D Usually used as a paradey meaning used twice: E.G. "NarfNarf"

"Hey dude that girl last night was totally awesomeee"
"Tell me about it: It was like totally Narf."

by LellyIsOnFiree! January 8, 2010