Shower Napkin

The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby

I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.

by Jayblox January 13, 2009

narski

Derivative of gnarly.

adj. useful, informative or cool information.

adj. an appreciation of thanks for sweet information
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Jeff: "wake up dude we got two feet of new fresh out there"

Dave: "narski"

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Dave: "Yo dude this girl over there is eying you hard"

Jeff: "Narski"

by RunDMC 77 October 3, 2007

napstinence

Abstaining from naps for a prolonged period of time.

I have been practicing napstinence ever since I had to pick up the second shift at work. I cannot even find time for a 20 minute nap!

by HorizontalBacon October 11, 2014

napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change

I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today

by theupdog March 28, 2022

Napkin Folder

A Fah Dit. Can be found in the wild hunting down sales bonuses. Lacks inherent empathy of fully licensed Funeral directors. Snowflake in nature, melts in the heat of the kitchen. Has no chill.

Napkin folders have achieved Funeral Nepotism by making big sales.

by DrowningFish69 May 14, 2022

Sir Napkin

When a future llama in disquise drags a watermellon under his furl, causing a mellow dramatic reaction within the mutation core upon which a thousand baby seals tremble in ecstasy as rush limbah beats them off with a rusty iron pole.

Unfortunatly, we need more cowbell Sir Napkin.

by ABaconborrito January 29, 2009

Muddy Napkin

An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.

As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011