watch my shit

A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.

Jake: Yo Ima go take a piss watch my shit please
David: Ight

by ibehigh4u April 13, 2011

Flip My Shit

To become excessively scared, angry or in some cases happy. Is said by many YouTube commentators, such as theRadBrad.

Man, playing Dead Space 2 makes me flip my shit every time.

If that chick over there keeps laughing, I might have to flip my shit!

When my dad bought the PS3 home, I flipped my shit!

by KateraChanChan August 23, 2011

McShits

When you have diarrhea after you eat fast food, mostly from McDonalds.

Boy, did I have the McShits last night.

by piercemandawg May 30, 2007

Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

by Migrant Mind October 15, 2004

McShits

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

that's my shit

when you here a song that u would die for

dj: now playing no type
you: ohh that's my shit

by turtlenecksweg December 17, 2014

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 2, 2003