Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
Get the My dick is so hard I could lay a brick mug.A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.
Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.
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A phrase often used to express the desire for a task with substance. Asking for responsibility, meaning, purpose, something of interest, something that makes a difference, something that matters to the person making said statement.
I am tired of doing mundane, meaningless activities. Please, give me something I can sink my teeth into.
by THEREALJULIA April 16, 2006
Get the Give me something I can sink my teeth into mug.A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.
Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
by Dommar41 June 9, 2012
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Get the Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i? mug.It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:
1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?
2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?
It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.
1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?
2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?
It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.
Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?
CMB: Yes I am.
Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!
CMB (louder): Yes I am.!
Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!
CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!
The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!
-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)
CMB: Yes I am.
Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!
CMB (louder): Yes I am.!
Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!
CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!
The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!
-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)
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