the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...

When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....

by sheila in the car November 6, 2011

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Martyrbation

The pleasure of complaining about being persecuted, when practiced by people who aren't actually being persecuted.

In an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.

by rewinn December 18, 2011

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Murtada

Murtada is a the best guy you will meet. If you have a friend like murtada you are lucky . Murtada has a good personality. Is a calm person and very respectful. Sometimes Murtada makes you laugh. Murtada can be dangerous sometimes. Murtada might hack you. Be careful. But don't worry Murtada is a kind and humble person. Murtada is the best friend for you. Murtada is calm and will give you the best advices. They are tolerate people . A Murtada will never give off their private information or anything, even if you want to spend a night with a Murtada. So don't even try to ask them for private information. Murtada is very pretty too. And intelligent.

-Hey did you see that person was very intelligent and pretty

-Yes he is a Murtada.

by Heleenaa June 29, 2021

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dirty martyn

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!

He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!

by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

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Murky Sauna

A "Murky Sauna" is a drop shot. First warm 4 oz. of Guinness in either a pan or microwave. It shouldn't be boiled, just warmed. Then drop an half ounce of Bailey, and an ounce of vodka. For added murk use Pernod instead of Baileys.

Chad "Last night I got wasted on Murky sauna's, and when I puked it smelled like a fu*king gutter in Dublin"

Rupert "That sounds awesome......wait a murky what?"

Chad "You don't know what a murky sauna is.......really?!?

Rupert "i suck"

by Pskawt81 March 22, 2011

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