Muppetitus

A rare genetic defect that can affect anything from frogs to pigs to even people. It turns the individual's skin into a felt-like substance and causes them to sing randomly. Most people infected with the gene are forced to live on Sesame Street, where documentaries are frequently shot to show their lives.

"See that frog with the banjo? I think he has Muppetitus,"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

by shitfungus January 25, 2024

MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

by shitfungus January 25, 2024