muskrat

A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.

"Damn, look at that muskrat, 10 o'clock!"

by iwouldreplaceyouwithnikaanyday January 1, 2009

Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 30, 2015

Nigerian Muskrat

An act of shitting on someones face and letting it stay till it hardens, then taking it off and putting in the freezer for later use, when frozen you wear it as a mask to rob a bank

We would have been in jail if Zeb didnt bring those nigerian muskrats.

by Sleepdome April 24, 2009

Muskrat

A select member of a prestigous brotherhood whom display the arts of savagery, falconry, and muskratery. They are cut throat, relentless, and display unparralled habits. Whatever a muskrat says is law. If he claims you are wrong, then you are wrong. A muskrat is ruthless to the utmost degree.

The muskrats did not approve of the actions of the Battle Creek Bandit.

by International Muskrat Scouting November 1, 2009

muskrat

A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.

"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!"

"why is it called muskrat?"

"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."

by poopmynamewaschoosen September 9, 2011

muskrat

A girl who looks like the animal (a muskrat).

Gross, look at that muskrat.

by ImNotSure123 February 20, 2011

Muskrat

A safe word used when one is uncomfortable. Once the safe word is used all others must leave the user over the alone. This applies to men, women, all physical proximity offenders, and "gender undiscriminating" sexual predators.

Ethan: "Hey Mike, you look cute"
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-

Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-

by 5725 July 18, 2012