Mum

Pretty straight forward really. The poor bloody woman who gave birth to you....as for this rather heated debate about the spelling, whether it is mum or mom. Well I would say it does really matter but I feel like yank bashing today so I will point out an error in american english which is blaring example of either arrogance or stupidity.

The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.

So the yanks fail...sorry

Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples

I love my mum but damn she is a bitch

Mum's the words (the keeping your mouth shut part)

by senipa February 28, 2010

Mum

Someone often referred to as MILF (if she is fit) and often jokes are made about peoples mums

'OMG your mum is so Fat' OR 'your mum is a MILF id fuck her!'

by The gre@test April 05, 2010

mum

The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.

British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.

American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf

by Thewin September 03, 2007

mum

The way Europeans/Australians call their mother instead of "mom"

I rather call my mom "mommy" then "mummy" because my mother isn't a corpse wrapped in bandages.

by Bobby De Niro August 04, 2004

will's mum

MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.

by Robert Harding April 18, 2005

mum

What british people say instead of mom. Some people who say it are stuck up assholes who think Americans pronounce it wrong, but what we've actually done is perfect the language to what makes more sense, just like they invented muskets, but we've perfected them into high-tech guns.

british asshole: Hi mum, we're better than those Americans that say "mom".

American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.

by Nor_Cal_Jack December 28, 2005

mum

The most loving and beautiful person alive. She loves her kids and won't want to let them go. She is sometimes very antsy so be careful. You should always have your mum close.

Never lose sight of your mum.

by Loveyourmum1235 July 06, 2017