Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.
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Get the Multitasking mug.The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.
"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."
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One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.
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