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multitrasking

Taking a test given by a dickhead who calls himself a teacher and texting secretly at the same damn time.
Person 1: What were you doing yesterday in chem?
Person 2: Multitrasking....my mom's not going to be happy with my grade.
by please don't shoot me January 7, 2013
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multitasking

verb used to describe the action of doing 2 or more very important things at the same time to be efficient. to normal people, doing these things at the same time may be considered not ok, but to fun people, they can accept doing these things at the same time.
annabelle calls kaily

a: wyd
k: eating chips and salsa and watching vampire diaries in the bath
a: ya sounds legit

k: just some typical multitasking
by unicornsarereal February 5, 2018
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Multitasking

Screwing up several things at once.
Why is an example required? I think the definition was pretty self-explanatory, yes?

This was written while multitasking
by .fez May 17, 2018
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Multislacking

Having several jobs you rarely show up for...
He made his fortune multislacking...and never showed up!
by Guitarman22255 September 25, 2018
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Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.
Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.
by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019
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multimasking

When one mask is not enough and you will need more masks to try to prevent a micro size virus from infecting you. An example would be compared to a fly being prevented from going through to chain link fences of multi fencing. It also helps to prove you are so virtuous by attempting to block such micro virus. Ignore the fact that you can still smell perfume that is not the point!
Me to my friend: "Polly, you need to wear two masks or this pandemic will never go away...please be kind and do your part!"
Polly to Me: "But I can still smell other smells so how will that help me by multimasking, with a virus that is much smaller than a perfume molecule?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, just do it!"
Polly to Me: "But this is not science...or anything logical?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, you just do not care do you?"
Polly to Me: "I guess I need to go along to be friends?"
Me to my friend: wink
by roxbox007 January 24, 2022
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when you do something and other thing(s) at the same time you're multitasking
Patrick: hi spongebo-
Spongebob: SHUT UP I'M MULTITASKING
by AnyaForger May 8, 2022
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