muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

muffintop

A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.

I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.

by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010

muffintopface

1. someone who is usually pretty annoying but for some reason is near and dear to your heart

2. Ryan Christopher Taylor

oh, you're such a little muffintopface

by littlechicken February 3, 2010

Muffintoop

The fat cousin of the Muffintop; a common troll word

OMG you're such a muffintoop!

by Mike Gaydar May 25, 2010

muffintot

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese

MR ExBoyfriend is single.

Like Comment

ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"

by ExGal May 7, 2011

muffintrilogy

vagina =cum+3 times.

She going to do the dirty on me.But she missing out on licklashing with my muffintrilogy.

by oxocubes1 October 13, 2011

Muffintopism

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.

"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"

by NightRider5oh June 5, 2015