Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.

While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.

by Pot sticks June 7, 2022

Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

by Pollup January 14, 2008

Muffler bearing

This is a "made up" term used on the popular Trinidadian, automobile website to determine who really knows about cars. Cars do not carry muffler bearings.

When last did you change your muffler bearings?

by drebel_3 February 17, 2010

muffler clamp

When a women squeezes her legs tight around your head, as you are eating her out.

Eric: "I have a massive head-ache"

Dave: "how come?"

Eric: "I was eating this girl out, and she gave me a muffler clamp"

by Erockkk April 20, 2008

muffleduff

someone who lives up to every stereotype that is connected to his ethnic background. his actions make people from his ethnicity resent him and their own ethnicity.

That Jewish guy keeps complaining he makes me resent Jews even though I am one... He is such a muffleduff!

by oohree January 20, 2009

mufflesnuffle

to suffocate by placing your vagina over someone's face

My boyfriend was snoring so loud last night that I had to mufflesnuffle him to shut him up.

by faxedexcel April 21, 2009

Muffketeer

A man willing to fuck any muff no matter the color, stench, amount of hair, seepage or venereal diseases.

Damn, did you hear Blake fucked Harli?" "Gross.... What a Muffketeer.

by MegaDilldozer August 30, 2010