Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 11, 2010

muddaskunt

a Guyanese way of saying "mother's cunt"

boy get you muddaskunt

by badbitchesonline February 15, 2019

muddy bootprint

Aka muddy boot- the darkened skin that radiates outward from the vagina at the center of a woman's inner thighs until the typical skin of the body is attained.

He had only gone down on girls with lily-white skin before Esmerelda, and was jarred by unexpected sight of a muddy bootprint. He descended into the dark abyss with trepidation.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012

Muddle Class

1. A new name for the American middle class as people try to survive the current economic crisis by "muddling through" with less money and less security.
2. The growing spirit of economic fatalism in mainstream America.

Everyone on our street is struggling to pay the bills. We're the new Muddle Class!

by Peter Kobs April 1, 2009

Muddy Cup

Styrofoam cup filled with purple drank.

Keep that crys, pass me a muddy cup!

by Bryan Donton July 16, 2009

Mudda

A word believed to have originated in ancient Joemalia, "mudda" is similar in pronunciation to the English word, "mother".

It is often used to place emphasis on a situation or event of importance.

George: "Wow, its December and still in the 50's, climate change huh?"
Timmy: "Climate change is some mudda boolshit, man"

by LuminaryPrism December 14, 2016