Dirty Mr. Krabs

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.

Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014

mr. krabs

a thicc boy juicy boy.
owner of the krusty krab.
mmm i want some of his juicy crab meat rn.
mMmmMmmmmmMmM krabs daddy.

you see that thicc boy?
he's a mr. krabs

by dingdongsquad February 5, 2020

Mr. Krabs

A form of blowjob that a person can give to you.

JoJo: Yeah last night Jenny gave me a Mr. Krabs.

by GearSecondMaster April 28, 2011

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs loves money.

Mr. Krabs: I like money
Squidward: I don't care

by DOGMAN_5676 May 19, 2020

Mr. Krabs

Someone who thinks money is better than shelter.

Mack: I need the money! I can't live without it!
Cara: Shut the hell up, Mr. Krabs, we know it's you!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 6, 2022

mr. krabs

A very weird crustacean who pinches pennies as fast as he lowers spongebobs wages. He spends 2 cents on birthday presents for his own daugher even though he is rich. He’s a stingy jew who showers in his pennies and quarters that he pinched from the local arcade. He also bullies Larry the lobster by staying at Larry’s gym so he doesn’t have to pay for a membership and is overall an asshole.

Mr. Krabs: Boyo, I’m going to have to cut ye pay checks
Spongebob: anything for you, my saviour Eugene Krabs, *bows down*
Mr. Krabs: idiot

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger January 11, 2019

Mr. Krabs

When you are completely and utterly off the xanny. You are feeling it now just like in the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob and Patrick try to make Mr. Krabs feels it

Bro I popped 3 krabby patties an hour ago and I am definitely Mr. Krabs right now

by 4Chaners May 19, 2018