Motley Trio

When a dwarf, an albino and a pregnant woman have a threesome while eating honeycombs/

I want to have a motley trio with your mom

by PinkUnicorn3 April 15, 2011

Motley crue

lame-ass 80's hair metal band, guitar and drums are decent, but the bass is lame, boring lyrics all about the same damn thing. (sex,drugs,tattoos,porn etc) Often admired by cookie cutter scene girls who think that motley crue is "teh best old skool band eva" just because prominent scene band Halifax did their own version of motley crue's "kickstart my heart" into "our revolution" or some anarchist crap like that.

Is there really one needed? Motley crue blows coconuts.

by Marc. O January 1, 2008

Motley Crue

Vince Neil drove fast in his car hit and killed another rock star.

Tommy Lee got the hep C
so does his ex-wife Pamela Lee
they made a porn viddy
it showed Tommy boy's pee pee

Mick Mars looks like the devil's scrotum.

Nikki Sixx looks like a bitch.

Motley Crue once shot up whiskey cause they couldn't get a fix.

by THE END March 11, 2005

motley crue

a bunch of hair band homos that wore makeup, had no real insight in their songs, and thought they were really bad ass cause everyone said they were...

"motley crue cant even touch real 80's bands like priest, maiden, and metallica. i wish they'd shut up and retire already!"

by prot April 4, 2006

Motley Crue

A small piece of particularly dirty faecal matter, usually wearing make up and girly scarves.

I'll have to wipe my shoe on the grass as I just stepped in a Motley Crue.

by Lemmy March 22, 2005

motley crew

v. to destroy beyond repair and belief.

Last Sunday, I heard that Sarah motley crewed her laptop when she threw it out a fourth story window.

by Sabrina_C July 25, 2006

motley crue

Anagram for "My toe ulcer."

Jerry G: Isn't that interesting, Carlos?
Carlos: No.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer March 16, 2005