motley crue

only the best rock band ever

kickstart my heart ..............................

by bob November 7, 2004

motley crue

best fuc*ing 80's band ever, i swaer to god the BEST!

kicksart my heart cuz i never stop

by jon April 30, 2004

motley crue

best mother fucking rock band ever bitches.

my motorcycle and my switchbalde knife will fuckin kill you

by dr. feelgood May 13, 2005

motley crue

best band tht eva fukin existed

if u do not like thm u dnt deserve t live

hes a wolf screamin lonley in th nite hes a blood stain on th staaage

by A Person January 1, 2004

motley crue

Other than nickleback and bon jovi Motley crue is possibly the worst band ever. They almost destroyed the genre of heavy metal with their poser hair and horrible music. They employ some sort of mind control device to make people like them despite their awful music.

Me and my girlfriend went to a Motley Crue concert and almost died

by Dr. Jinkle March 28, 2010

motley crue

a bunch of hair band homos that wore makeup, had no real insight in their songs, and thought they were really bad ass cause everyone said they were...

"motley crue cant even touch real 80's bands like priest, maiden, and metallica. i wish they'd shut up and retire already!"

by prot April 23, 2006

motley crue

Anagram for "My toe ulcer."

Jerry G: Isn't that interesting, Carlos?
Carlos: No.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer March 15, 2005