Mathing

The act of using math in real life.

Person 1: What are you doing to that cake

Person 2: Im mathing it.

Person 1: Oh Cool. Can i have a slice?

by Ana Ross April 24, 2014

motting out

Performing oral sex on a female, Mott being a northern term for a vagina

I was motting out this bird when her boyfriend walked in. Lol

by BigsexyBFG November 12, 2013

Moshing Hangover

Having been in a mosh-pit or anything of the sort, you wake up the next day with a sore body (usually the shoulders and neck)

Friend: Wasn't that concert amazing last night?
You: Yes, but this moshing hangover is killing me.

by RainbowZombie September 21, 2014

methingham

nick for effingham, il, the shittiest place in the world

"are you seriously from methingham? what a fucking loser"

by r3t4rd•w• October 5, 2019

Lip Moshing

An act similar to kissing, but far more brutal. It involves thrashing, intense tongue movement and head banging centred around the lip area. Usually done between romantically involved metal-heads during a brutal deathcore breakdown.

Person 1: What the hell was that? Im filing a domestic violence report!
Person 2: chillax ya turtle sphincter, we're just Lip Moshing.
Person 1: ohhhh, ok! Now i know!
*both high five while freeze frame jumping*

by BûkWrrm665.9 September 12, 2014

fish mouthing

When your butthole continuously flexes during or after a Hardy poo. The action is is like a fish gasping for air.

That turd was so big that I'm fish mouthing over here.

by Ben Jiggins April 21, 2018

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023