Freelance Mascot

A fun way to say furry!

Billy: I'm a freelance Mascot!
Jane: Cool! Me too!

by Ms. EmoMoon August 11, 2017

mascot

Someone who dickrides a person, place, or thing for no apparent reason.

Girls who defend Chris Brown after he beat up Rihanna are some Chris Breezy mascots. Someone who's wearing a California sweatshirt even though they grew up in New York, thats A Cali mascot. Someone who thinks Lil Wayne is the best rapper of all time,You's a damn MASCOT and you need to check out some old school hip hop, you f'n simpleton!!!!

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

moscato

moscato is a sweet slightly sparkling wine made from muscat grapes made popular by rappers such as kanye west.

"hypno chrysto i mean whatever, but serraco moscato it do taste better.."

by annonymous 26 January 15, 2007

Mascot body

A man or woman's body type where they have big hips and thighs, and a large, dumpy ass, like an animal mascot for a sports team. Sometimes their head can appear too small for their body, given their huge bottom section.

I'm sure you've seen people like this. They look like a person in a Yogi Bear suit, or a team mascot, because the bottom half of their body is too big, compared to their head.

"That woman in the Accounting Department has a Mascot Body."

by mftmark November 20, 2009

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019

chris moscato

Chris moscato king of the sloths, and fire king.

Chris Moscato walked into a pole

by Fireking1 November 28, 2013

Radio Moscow

Radio Moscow are a psychedelic rock band from Story City, Iowa. There aren't many bands like them at this present time in the music industry. Hence, their music influences are 60s blues and 70s rock.

In my opinion, they are the greatest psychedelic rock band since Hendrix experience.

Check out Radio Moscow tracks- 'Broke Down', 'Lucky Dutch', '250 Miles', 'City Lights', 'So Alone', 'Rancho Tehama Airport'.

by SweatyShinpads May 25, 2015