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Mopperopie

Noun

A grumpy old guy who likes to play it safe, and never goes the full 9 yards.

Really full of himself and emotional manipulator.

Mopperopie likes to debate to the fullest.

Recognizable by the frase: "it's not me it's you"
Mopperopie used gaslighting, it's not very effective.

Although we we're able to win the war, mopperopie pulled a 5 minute/4 attack clusterfuck, because he was very strict on coffee-time, and anyone else is to blame.

When mopperopie came in, suddenly the mood shifted.
by LadyIncognito November 4, 2022
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Mippery

Something that is sketchy, tedious, finding a task hard to grasp (After being showed a million times ) , and or a modern lunatic. ( some modern lunatic behavior includes doing something unusual after swearing on everything you never would . This does not include smoking or drinking. )
Also another definition could be someone or something that's a pain in the ass

I forgot to say slippery but that should be obvious.
When doing dishes and a certain one keeps falling on the ground after being placed in the holder so you have to keep washing it . This can be tedious.

John keeps asking Joe to show him how to sharpen a pencil for the 5th time an Joe proceeds to get very angry an says u, u , u . Your mippery. Joe finds John to be mippery aka a pain I'm the has but John on the other hand is mippery because he can grasp on how to sharpen a pencil.

Don't go to the hood it's mippery trust me ( sketchy )

That boi frank is mippery because he choked the chicken ( jerked off ) to a guy after swearing up , down , left right that he was not gay or bisexual. Some people might say this is being confused but to me this is modern day lunatic behavior
by Mippery. Lunatic. Sketchy. G February 17, 2024
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Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
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aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.
by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020
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