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mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.
Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"
by James Jordan October 30, 2013
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mooping

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin
Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.
by IrDewey June 12, 2009
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Mooing

When the white female is in intense intercours that the male then cums all of the female causing her to make a loud moan, a moan that resembles the moo of a cow
Man: IM CUMMING
Female: MOOOOO
Man: I love the way your mooing
by Big Dick Dongo March 1, 2018
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monging

Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.
Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!
by Ned March 23, 2004
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Mooring Product

A person of lesser intellegence usually found living in Florida. Frequently has gay, unprotected sex on boats. Unable to spell moron or use a spell check.
Pete is a real mooring product!
by Turfnazi September 3, 2009
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Mogging Chillwise

The act of flexing you’re incredibly large muscles in the god tier lighting from chillwise windows after every gym session
“Bro my muscles look huge in this window”
My friend , that’s the benefits of mogging chillwise”
by Biceps Jones November 7, 2021
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Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.
You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.
by gregben June 20, 2022
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