munzered

To be a a chronic one upper

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!

by Citozki October 31, 2013

monteria

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

fruit-monger

Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.

Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?

by The Hyrax July 20, 2007

Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.

This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger

by D.B.H. March 2, 2007

Alex J Montero

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!

You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009