super cock monster

a brown individual originating from preferably a country such as india and or pakistan that is very into themself and super cocky to the extent of being a 'monster' and being kind of gay
with themselves and other stuff.

person #1- he's so into himself and doesnt care about anybody else
person #2- ya! i know he is obviously a super cock monster

super cock monster by fiona buttercups June 26, 2008

Monster horse cock 

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

Monster horse cock by Jhgdt May 29, 2021

cock monster 

Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.

Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!

cock monster by John and Derek June 22, 2006

Cock monster 

The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO

Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!

Cock monster by Cockmonster November 4, 2019

Cock monster 

1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.

Wanna go out?

No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.

Cock monster by zeppelinfreak51 July 4, 2008

cock monster 

Someone that is so cocky and thinks they are so great, but cocky just doesn't cut it. They are a monster.

That guy think's he's so great, he's such a Cock Monster.

cock monster by MissMila September 14, 2006

monster can cock 

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

monster can cock by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024