Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.

Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).

by Monologuist November 26, 2023

(U-Bahn-Monologues)

I want to contact you
But i don't know how

I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready

Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)

by Krkič August 11, 2023

Dragon's Monologue 2

It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.

Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."

Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."

Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Momologue

A lengthy, tedious speech or address delivered by your mom usually preaching a moral platitude

She just performed her dinner table momologue addressing the lack of productivity in the household.

Mom’s momologue consisted of lecturing me about my bad grades and staying out late.

by Savyrose3 January 1, 2020

Momologue

n. 1. A series of one-sided comments from a mother to her child. 2. Life experience poured out from a mother to her children in a dictatorial fashion. 3. Household rules and regulations designed to increase the value of young humans given in a manner that does not allow for backtalk. 4. A one-sided conversation between mother and child where the mother does 100% of the talking.

I couldn't get away any sooner because I was encumbered by a momologue that seemed it would never end.

by CrisMiss April 26, 2021

Menologue

A platform for dialogue about issues that affect men.

We are going to have an extensive menologue on financial stability.

by Menologer January 16, 2022